I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I don't have tattoos, I've never dyed my hair, I drink rarely and not a lot by some standards, I don't have sex, I don't do anything outright unnatural to my body as such. So why DO I feel so unvirtuous? On paper, this makes me sound like some sort of... good little straight edged conservative nark. Putting that all together just now has made me stop and think- Wait, am I? And if so, why do I feel like such a 'gross human being' in comparison to all my friends who do, do these things?